Nuclear NBA Winter Survivor’s Log: Hope For The Holidays
Day #10, 11/23/2011
Entry #3
Just a quick update here.
Food is still scarce. Our NFL rations only arrive twice a week on Sundays and Mondays but I hear we might be receiving Thursday deliveries now. It’s also still cold. Some have suggested we unfollow the @NBA on twitter and burn jerseys for warmth. I’m not on board. Yet.
We’re hearing some chatter that the powers that be are working on putting together a covert meeting sometime Tuesday to discuss how to build a time machine, go back in time and undo the demise of the NBA.
It’s a bold plan but I beleive that these chosen men have the intellectual capacity and the deep-pocketed financial ability to make this happen. What’s their motivation, outside of ending nuclear winter and ending world hunger (for basketball)? Saving Christmas.
Yes, these brave men are hard pressed to save Christmas for us all and deliver us a 66-game NBA schedule.
Hopefully, the electromagnetic pulse from The Event didn’t ruin all of our television sets.
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